Some ideas of how to kill a computer.......

1: Pour wine on it and see it makes any noise.
Pros: Good way of blowing the house fuse and have a total blackout
Cons: waste of your wine, not a good idea.

2: Throw it in the bin
Pros: easy and no fuss
Cons: people who pick it up and may know you have been to porn websites.....not so good idea.

3: Dissect it and hammer them into little pieces
Pros: Good anger management
Cons: Your neighbour may call the police and your wife may call the mental health team.

4: Hide it in the loft and pretend you ever own a computer
Pros: same as no 2.
Cons: same as no 2 but this time it is your wife. Mega bad idea.

5: Burn it
Pros: erase all necessary evidence.
Cons: Your neighbour may call the police, you may die of toxic fume. Then your wife may kill you off anyway.

6: Throw it to the railway
Pros: Satisfying your masochisadism.
Cons: The train may come off rail and kill you, if not your wife will kill you anyway.

7: Throw it to the canal and see it sink to the river bank
Pros: if done properly, no one would notice.
Cons: when flooding happens, it may flood back to your front yard, your wife will then kill you.

8: Get a big magnet to wipe over the hard drive
Pros: erase all those memory and kill the computer literally.
Cons: you still need to get rid of the dead computer. Your wife may slap you for being stupid.

9: Bury them in the back yard.
Pros: again if done properly, no one would notice.
Cons: same as no 7, now wife would bury you too as she now cannot do her gardening.

10: Put in under your car and let it run over it.
Pros: Satisfying your masochsadism and see it suffer, hahaha.
Cons: This may burst the tyre and your wife will kill you and demand a new car. Hmm, bad idea.


So what to do.......?